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Canned Laughter EP

by Long Teeth

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    Our debut EP on an increasingly obsolete format.
    BUT the artwork by Sam Peach/O-death Creative is great and it costs about the same as a London pint. So put down the drink and buy this instead, it will make you happier in the long run.

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1.
Pangea 03:03
Do you ever think about how the world first looked without pictures or computers or people or books? a peaceful green place with animals and trees and no obligations or people to bother me All the continents and countries were all in one place who knows if I was living in Japan or in Spain just a citizen of the world in the garden of Eden we can’t join the dinosaurs so we might as well be them oh that’s my kind of world oh that’s my kind of world my name is Pangea my name is Pangea I had a wonderful career, career, career… i might sound like a hippy or an idealist but sometimes when I’m sad I picture this walking place to place with no border patrol what’s an immigrant? what’s state control? oh Pangea you’re a supercontinent and I think you’re super in every sense of the word the world, the word, the world, the word oh that’s my kind of world oh that’s my kind of world my name is Pangea my name is Pangea I had a wonderful career, career, career…
2.
Four leafed clovers ice cream fixed mortgages pipe dreams I was lucky to make it out of the womb alive sticky lipstick warm beer stiletto heels happy tears I was hungry for a bit of what you had I’m itching for a smile for a laugh Stretch out your smile and close down your eyes for Canned laughter Canned Laughter Open it up and see what’s inside canned laughter canned laughter Slapstick Bull whip sunny day wet lips don’t let a complication cool you off brick house floorboards old tapes shore to shore kicking up dirt and seeing if you look better spit in your hand and write your mother a letter Stretch out your smile and close down your eyes for Canned laughter Canned Laughter Open it up and see what’s inside canned laughter canned laughter
3.
Nice Guys 03:49
It’s always been a problem to put all your eggs in one basket but maybe one day they’ll hatch and you’ll regurgitate your innards and I’ll feed off all your bile and I’ll suck down all your sickness cos I’ve been waiting round for summers and I’ve been waiting round for winters My shoulders wet and salty and I’m standing straight for leaning why you always in to arseholes girl that’s not very hygienic but neither is being a weasel and I’ve got that area covered and I can’t wait for the day my true intentions are discovered There’s nothing nice about Nice Guys There’s nothing nice about Nice Guys see the problem always arises when I feel entitled to something my mother always told me I was a nice boy and I thought that was worth believing the beta male isn’t always the better male all though I’d hate to admit it losers are sometimes losers for a reason There’s nothing nice about Nice Guys There’s nothing nice about Nice Guys
4.
URA Winner! 02:48
i was a baptist - I was a crook I was a scientist -I burnt books I chewed my fingers - what a good idea now I can’t put them - in my ears gold lane - fuzzy tape blurry eyes - family ties I was nothing I was something scream my purpose whisper nervous keep my head up stand up straighter all my pennies saved for later nice one, good job, better, faster, brilliant, now try something different, task completed, well done, now collect your prize from the room down the hall URA WINNER! URA WINNER! is this the right shirt? —for the occasion? should I be more — of the casual persuasion if I wrap this neck tie — around my brain will I be smarter — and better with names big chance — seize the day stay busy — stay safe I was nothing I was something scream my purpose whisper nervous keep my head up stand up straighter all my pennies saved for later nice one, good job, better, faster, brilliant, now try something different, task completed, well done, now collect your prize from the room down the hall URA WINNER! URA WINNER!

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released April 20, 2017

All tracks written and performed by Long Teeth
Recorded at Hermitage Works Studios by Margo Broom & Ed Ripley
Mixed and Mastered by Margo Broom

Guitar & Vocals: Sam Asbury
Bass & Vocals: Jade Ellins
Drums: Alessandro Salzano

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